The Ugliest Team in the National League

It is really difficult to watch the NLCS because the St. Louis Cardinals are so hideously ugly. Especially Ron Belliard. He is exactly like a troll. Every time he's at bat he sticks his tongue out and compulsively licks his bottom lip. And it appears that his tongue is dark purple. It's an absolutely revolting sight.

I tried to find pictures of him with his tongue out but I couldn't find any. Probably because no one can actually bring themselves to focus their camera on something so god-awful and nauseating.

Thank god the Mets are good-looking in addition to being awesome. Ha! They TROUNCED the Cardinals tonight. Woo woo!